May 2012
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I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...
– Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (via superior-to-the-sea)
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A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
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kimmyvucinic replied to your post: **~~~ plz st0p typin lyk dis. cuz its reeli…
I type like this to spite people who actually type like this. Its unbelievable that people do it seriously.
Kimmy you are my favorite. Keep on trolling.
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**~~~ plz st0p typin lyk dis. cuz its reeli ann0yin n i wanna hit u wiv a r0ck r sumtin. lo0o0ol. ~~~**
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I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out...
– Hannah / Girls
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I don’t want to freak you out but I think that I may be the voice of my...
– Hannah / Girls
the andrew garfield lookalike made a reappearance yesterday.
i’m probably never going to see him again since i’m moving out of halls on tuesday,
but it was nice to appreciate all the handsome one last time.
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that one time i was drunk on the train and couldn’t tell whether it was moving or not
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The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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That’s not a bald head, that’s a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
– Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
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Person: what's your biggest fear?
Me: season finales
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think i’ve sent my dad at least fifteen emails with music recommendations in the past three months or so
no biggie
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Jenna: this is not who I am. I am classy.
Tracy: people who say that about themselves usually are
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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a...
– Nick, New Girl
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That’s what theatre is: it is joy one day and it’s gone the next. It’s...
– Sam, SMASH 1x13
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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.
– A. A. Milne (via bebemoon)
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