if you don’t love me, pretend– a drop in the ocean ron pope
i was praying that you and me might end up together it’s like wishing for...– a drop in the ocean ron pope
I tried to do handstands for you but every time I fell for you– Bruises, Chairlift (via lovelydaisy)
you sit there in your heartache waiting on some beautiful boy to save you from...– when you were young the killers
yerawizardharry: commanderspock: ...
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you...
NO YOU’RE HOT. do your testicles taste like mutton?
That nanosecond of paralyzing horror when you...
Everything Harry Potter: The hilarity of Harry... →
taken from fb, yup. Draco whipped out his willy, but Harry was prepared and his willy was in his hand before draco could react…. “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself,…
Muggles wear them.
Archie: "I bought this in a Muggle shop. Muggles wear them."
Ministry wizard: "Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men; they wear these."
Archie: "I’m not putting them on. I like a healthy breeze ’round my privates, thanks."